Limmericks
There was a young lady of Ryde
who eat some green apples and died;
the apples fermented
inside the lamented
and made cider inside her inside.

There was a young man of Peru
who dreamt he was eating a shoe;
he awoke in the night
with a terrible fright
and found it was perfectly true!

There was a young man of Devices
whose ears were of different sizes:
one was so small
it was no use at all,
but the other won several prizes.

A diner when dining at Crew's
found a rather large mouse in his stew;
said the waiter: don't shout
and wave it about,
or the others will be wanting one too!